I Am What I Chew

these are the devil's own wafers

Sweets are not on my food plan, so when the little cookie-pushers in the green berets came to the door, I rebuffed them with a “Thanks, we already bought some.”

Then, Keeper called my bluff and demanded some Trefoils or Samoas or even some of those Lemon Creme Thingies. I had to admit I was lying.

it wasn’t over. We were accosted outside the supermarket this weekend and we gave into the chocolaty temptation known as Thin Mints.  It is 4 days later and there are still a few left in that single box of succulent wafers, but only because of my white-knuckled willpower.

My aqua fitness teacher asked if I had ever had them frozen.”They’re scrumptious!” she declared.

No, I haven’t.  I don’t need them to be more delectable.  I need them to be way LESS yummy.

Girl Scouts, be gone! And take your overpriced boxes of sugary goodness with you!