Walking Away from the Bagel Dog
Posted on Friday, April 23rd, 2010 at 1:23 pm
devil dog is more like it
Bagel Dog, I wish I’d never met you. You are cheap ($2.50) convenenient (60 seconds in the microwave) and delish (split open and add some Grey Poupon).
Trouble is, you’re 570 calories (without the mustard) and I can’t afford that.
And so, my love, ours must be a one-time thing. You were juicy and satisfying in the moment, but our encounter must not be repeated, for as much as I love you, I know you’re no good for me.
Now, get along, little doggie.
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